Most people don't need another motivational poster. They need someone to finally say out loud what they've been thinking. This is for Gen X. For the quietly cynical. For the people who survived the 80s, the 90s, two recessions, a pandemic, and an endless scroll of inspirational content and came out the other side with a decent sense of humor and zero patience for nonsense.

I started Expired Wisdom because the world has enough rah rah voices, and not nearly enough honest acknowledgment that life is weird, exhausting, and kind of hilarious if you squint at it right. I believe humor is a survival skill. I believe the people who roll their eyes at Pinterest boards full of sugar coated sayings are often the most self-aware people in the room.

Expired Wisdom tshirts exist for the ones who've heard "everything happens for a reason" one too many times and need a shirt that finally tells the truth.